Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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