i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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