is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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