Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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