they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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