belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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