No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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