She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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