So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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