Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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