When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I faked an abortion last night.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
operation harelip BJ is a go
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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