my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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