Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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