You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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