This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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