They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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