And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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