Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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