i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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