So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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