I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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