walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We just shotgunned beers for America
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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