I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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