I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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