Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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