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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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