i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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