Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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