weddingsv make me drug and hornr
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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