I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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