I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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