Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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