We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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