when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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