weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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