i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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