i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He did a backflip because drugs
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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