Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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