Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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