The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us