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Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.