do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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