it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
don't judge my taste in strippers
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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