didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
