We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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