I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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