I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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