Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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