: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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