just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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