When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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