Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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