just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can I color on your dick again?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
