Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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