That's intense
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
